Thursday, August 26, 2010

Scenes From A Marriage

     Wife:  "Hey honey, don't forget we have that family reunion on Saturday."
    Husband:  "O.k."

     Wife:  "Dinner will be ready in five minutes.  Don't forget about Saturday.  Family reunion starts at two."
     Husband:  "What's for dinner?"

     Wife:  "Aliens have abducted our son out of the backyard.  I hope they send home in time for the family reunion.  It's Saturday at two."
     Husband:  "Uh huh."

    Wife:  "Going to the grocery store.  Need to get some picnic supplies.  For the family reunion on Saturday."
     Husband:  "All right.  Have fun."

     Wife:  "Tomorrow we should leave about one.  For. The. Family. Reunion."
    Husband:  "Leave.  Are you going somewhere?  Will you please remember to fill up the gas tank this time?"

     Wife:  "Everyone in the car.  Time to go."
    Husband:  "Go.  Go where?"
    Wife:  "Family Reunion."
    Husband:  "Family reunion?  What family reunion?  Why am I just now hearing about it?"



  1. OMG that is entirely TOO accurate in many cases of marriages! My brother is that man, I feel for his wife!

  2. I don't know how many women I know say this is them. Luckily, my husband does listen to the really important stuff.

    By the way, I just read your blog. Totally agree with your post on what you hope to never do. I don't even want to let my mind go there. And I saw your comment to location. I'm a born and raised Westsider, though we did move away a couple years ago.

  3. Ahahaha, I love this!!! Found your blog through BlogFrog and glad I did! I can't wait to do some more reading! :-)


  4. Thanks, Melissa! I appreciate the kind words. I checked out your blog. Very nice. I will def follow it. Like the title. After 9 years of mommyhood I still feel like a rookie making rookie mistakes. Don't we all at times?!