Wife: "Hey honey, don't forget we have that family reunion on Saturday."
Wife: "Dinner will be ready in five minutes. Don't forget about Saturday. Family reunion starts at two."
Husband: "What's for dinner?"
Wife: "Aliens have abducted our son out of the backyard. I hope they send home in time for the family reunion. It's Saturday at two."
Husband: "Uh huh."
Wife: "Going to the grocery store. Need to get some picnic supplies. For the family reunion on Saturday."
Husband: "All right. Have fun."
Wife: "Tomorrow we should leave about one. For. The. Family. Reunion."
Husband: "Leave. Are you going somewhere? Will you please remember to fill up the gas tank this time?"
Wife: "Everyone in the car. Time to go."
Husband: "Go. Go where?"
Wife: "Family Reunion."
Husband: "Family reunion? What family reunion? Why am I just now hearing about it?"